The Author Raconteur

Raconteur-noun; a talented storyteller


You maybe wondering wtf this blog is all about. Well, you’re not alone. I’m as at a loss for a description as you are for an explanation. I am not famous, rich, successful, highly educated or even all that experienced at anything so I’m going to just write shit. And you might just read shit. But I wouldn’t be doing this if I didn’t have fuck all to say. So, let’s just hope that we both get something out of this and don’t feel that we’ve wasted time. I’m pretty much the funniest person I know, but that’s my opinion and it’s my blog so I can say whatever the fuck I want to. Stop me, I dare ya. I’m somewhat more intellectual than others as in I don’t participate in online political arguments nor do I need to read the instructions on the back of the shampoo bottles. An avid bibliomaniac, autodidact, and life long philomath, you will need a dictionary. Or just ask Google, she’s so fucking smart. I use many quotes. I have my reasons. I’m a fourty-one year old mother of three grown children and twice divorced. So, I won’t be covering much of any family or lifestyle advice. Obviously good news for the readers. I’m different, unorthodox, a heathen and the raconteur. Bare with me. Should be interesting.



The outcasts, the outspoken and the outstanding; may I introduce some of my favorite authors to quote?

Frequently used authors I love to quote. Bukowski is interesting, inspiring, not overly emotional and he says fuck a lot. Obvious number one fave.



Hunter S. Thompson… seriously, need I say more?



CS Lewis would have left the world in a strange darkness, had we never known Alice and followed her into the rabbit hole.



And last, but surely not leat, you know him, you love him, our favorite drunkwe love to hate; the smartest man in the multi-verse and provider of interdementional cable, straight from universe C157, Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty.




“We don’t even ask happiness, just a little less pain.”

Charles Bukowski

“All my life, my heart has sought a thing I cannot name.”

– Hunter S. Thompson

“”When you know nothing matters the universe is yours, and I’ve never met a universe that was into it. the universe is an animal, it grazes on the ordinary It creates infinite idiots just to eat them Smart people get a chance to climb on top and take reality for a ride but it will never stop trying to throw you and eventually it will.”

Rick Sanchez

“My heart is a thousand years old. I am not like other people.”

Charles Bukowski


Much love 💘 AG




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